Tits Up!! and bonus post.

Ok, T is for Tits Up! Because that is what happened to my K blog when scheduling messed up and deleted it. Well, I mentioned to a friend to read the K post and it ended up being waffle instead, so as a bonus here it is in all its...ahem...glory! Don't worry, I kept it short.

K is for ...

Why this job?

I don’t know what made me choose Kickboxer, yes there aren’t that many other careers beginning with K but what about something less aggressive like Kindergarten teacher? Maybe there are a few kindergarten teachers who might disagree with me on that one, But I think my interest in the sport stems from a juvenile infatuation with the film Bloodsport! Yes, that great classic starring the Oscar winning actor Jean-claude Van Damme. What?! He didn’t win an Oscar for that!!! There is no justice. I don’t know what sold it for me, whether it was the blood, the near death, the  hairy biker bloke or those splits he did but that film was (for a while) my go to movie. I used to dream of winning an underground kickboxing tournament.

Why I would be good at this job.

I never give up even when I am beaten.

I have a high pain threshold.

I like hot weather.

I like hairy bikers! lol

Why I wouldn’t be good at this job.

I can’t kickbox.

I can’t do the splits.

I never wear sleeveless tops.

I think its quite obvious that this is going to be one of those dreams that remains a dream unaccomplished. But maybe I could join a class? Is anyone a martial arts expert? What key characteristics would I really need to do this? 

p.s don't forget to check out the letter 'T' post, just use the menu in the left hand side or go back to older post. Thank you!

p.p.s When I said Left hand side...I meant the other left, doh! right hand side.