The Suddenly Kate Show

Day 9
Ryan and Sarah had been busy all morning making sure that his parents were well taken care of, providing them with a choice of cereal, a variety of fruit juices and smoothies all followed by a full English breakfast. Ryan was quite a good cook and enjoyed it when he was feeling up to it. Sarah had been complaining of bad back pains all morning and he had insisted she put her feet up in front of the TV and let him wait on her.
Sarah being Sarah couldn’t sit still, she just wanted to make sure everything was just so, the last thing she told Ryan that she needed was his parents making subtle remarks about the house or the food or anything.
Ryan had decided that he would take his parents out for lunch to save him any more cooking and washing up duties.
“Sarah…Sarah…SARAHHHHHH” “Stop yelling Ryan, just go and speak to her. Go on. I’m just going to hoover a bit.”
“No…no…you don’t need to do that mum. Just wait. I will speak to Sarah about the restaurant and then maybe we could all…

Ryan was in the park early. He sat in his usual place on the bench and Amber lay at his feet. He was exhausted. Most of yesterday had been spent sat in A & E waiting to get checked over in case of concussion and his pride was still stinging after been caught by his mother in flagrante.

His worries about her killing him because of the tattoo had yet to come to the surface as she still found it difficult to look at him without getting the giggles. Ryan hoped the baby would hurry up and be born so that it would all soon be forgotten as they focussed on cooing.

There was no dog obedience class today but Ryan had needed to get out of the house and get some air. As he looked down at Amber he felt relieved that she was well behaved already, if he had of had to train her then who knew how that would have gone. He patted her on her head, “youre such a good girl Amber, you sure do make me look good” and the dog wagged her tail as if to concur.

“Alright there Ryan”
“Oh, hell…

Hello Addman and welcome to ‘The Suddenly Kate Show’, it’s great to have you here, I hope you like what I have done with the place.
Thanks, it's great to be here. I appreciate that you've cleaned the bloodstains out of the rug since my last visit.

I do try! Take a seat. I don’t have jammy dodgers so can I offer you a cookie?
No thanks, I'm full...of COURSE I'd like a cookie!

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